GAIL ROBIN
Sample Song List


AGING
  • Geezer Of My Dreams ( to “Wind Beneath My Wings”) “Too many years of marriage!
  • Boca Del Vista (to the 60's hit “Windy”) “the application process of purchasing a 55+condo”

WOMEN'S ISSUES
  • Hot Flash (to the 60's hit "Wild Thing")Hey genius male scientist! It's a Burning Sweat!!”
  • The Double Standard (to the TV theme of "Cheers")Not fair! Men can go around like slobs!”

TECHNOLOGY
  • Computers Really Suck (to "The Lady Is A Tramp") “Email-Shmeemail, Twitter-Shmitter!”
  • Blabbamouth (to “Piano Man”) “Hooray for Caller ID! No more listening to Blabbamouth!”

ZANY CHARACTERS
  • Park The Car (to “Matchmaker”) “Sheila the bossy wife and Harvey the henpecked husband”
  • The Yappin' Yenta (original rap) “Look up the word Yenta in the dictionary. You'll see my mother!”

IMPERSONATIONS
  • These Are The Days (to “Those Were The Days” - All In The Family TV theme song) EDITH BUNKER
  • Sold A Shmillion Songs (to “Like A Rolling Stone”) BOB DYLAN

OBSERVATIONS
  • Mam'ries (to “The Way We Were”) “What's with men's obsession wih the mammary glands?”
  • I'll Marry Him Today (to “I Saw Her Standing There”) “That woman defintitely married for money!”
  • Constipation (I Can't Get Poop No) (to “Satisfaction (I Can't Get No”) “Meds..there's always side effects!”

CELEBRITY GOSSIP
  • You Messed With A Kennedy (to “It's Still Rock and Roll To Me” “Are you kidding me Schwarzenegger?!?”
  • Wolf Blitzer (to “Maria” from “West Side Story”) “The most obnoxious voice I ever heard...”

MY REAL LIFE
  • The Jew/Goy Wedding Dance (medley: “Havanagila” & “The Tarantella”) “I'll never forget my wedding day”
  • Dr. Gold Please Give Me Medication (to “Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter”) Yes, I'm psycho!”

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GAIL ROBIN
presents
"TWISTED"
A Musical Comedy​
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